Laura Schlessinger Quotes
If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
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It's very hard to be an innovator at the highest level in any discipline. For some chefs it's merely about combining ingredients, but that's something you can do with your eyes closed.
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In Yellowstone National Park, there are more 'do not feed the animals' signs than there are animals you might wish to feed.
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You put anyone in the outfit, and they look like Gandalf. Not that clever.
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Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
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When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.
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When you're younger they always try to get you to do every ninny role that's going.
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If you're famous, you're not free.
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Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.
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With Altman, he does discuss everything with you, but then leaves you to it and gives you full rein and lets you improvise and create a character while the camera is rolling.
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With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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I tried for years to get an agent because I was told you needed an agent. The agent-hunting process was grim indeed.
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Experience is what you get while looking for something else.
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You don't dream about things that are impossible; that are out of your range.
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How you leave the reader is so important - not the climax; I call it the 'exit feeling'.
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In sport, if you want to be the best you have to compete against the best - I would much rather have come tenth and be judged against everyone than come first and be judged against just a few.
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You can't date if you're famous. That's how it seems to me.
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Never forget that you only have one opportunity to make a first impression - with investors, with customers, with PR, and with marketing.
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The Ewoks were definitely a challenge of writing 'The Jedi Doth Return.' After having done so many things with characters who don't speak English, how was I going to make them stand out? Jedi is also rich with emotional material, particularly Darth Vader's transformation from the dark side back to the good.
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Being a stunt coordinator, I have to take care not only of myself but I have to make sure everyone is safe.
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Covering the civil-rights movement was a mind- and eye-opener for me. Houston was a segregated society, as was Texas as a whole - some of it by law, a lot of it by fear and tradition. But there was no violence where I lived, and if there was hate, it was either concealed from me or I just didn't recognize it.
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Most importantly, you have to stay true to yourself as well as those fans who made you who you are as an athlete.
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If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.