Laura Schlessinger Quotes
If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.
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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
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I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
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It's very hard to be an innovator at the highest level in any discipline. For some chefs it's merely about combining ingredients, but that's something you can do with your eyes closed.
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In Yellowstone National Park, there are more 'do not feed the animals' signs than there are animals you might wish to feed.
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You put anyone in the outfit, and they look like Gandalf. Not that clever.
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Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
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When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.
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When you're younger they always try to get you to do every ninny role that's going.
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If you're famous, you're not free.
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Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.
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With Altman, he does discuss everything with you, but then leaves you to it and gives you full rein and lets you improvise and create a character while the camera is rolling.
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Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back.
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With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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I tried for years to get an agent because I was told you needed an agent. The agent-hunting process was grim indeed.
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Experience is what you get while looking for something else.
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You don't dream about things that are impossible; that are out of your range.
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How you leave the reader is so important - not the climax; I call it the 'exit feeling'.
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In sport, if you want to be the best you have to compete against the best - I would much rather have come tenth and be judged against everyone than come first and be judged against just a few.
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When you advise any person you should be guided by the fear of God.
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If you're the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you've gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure.
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For Americans of the Greatest Generation that fought World War II and of the Silent Generation that came of age in the 1950s, the great moral and ideological cause was the Cold War. It gave purpose and clarity to our politics and foreign policy, and our lives.
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We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
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If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.
