Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

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I've never quite worked out how to do holidays. I've got a house in France which I suppose is a kind of holiday house. But it's really only so I can go on drawing when I get there. I'm never far away from the feeling that I want to be getting on with something.
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I shouldn't say this, but I always love the sidekicks. I want to do a leading-lady role in a film - absolutely. But I find that a lot of times I get attracted to the sidekick role. They stand out a little more because they're quirkier, they're funnier, they're crazier.
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You could put all of Rev. Jeremiah Wright's angry sermons on to one loop. You could put that loop up on the big screen at Radio City Music Hall and let it play there 24 hours a day, seven days a week and Barack Obama will still emerge as the next president of the United States.
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Being American and being an outsider at the same time, it's a perspective I often bring to a character.
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Carbon's eastern neighbor on the table, nitrogen, dresses up diamonds in pinks, yellows, oranges, and brownish tints known romantically as 'champagne.'
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Everybody has to agree that the best thing we can do to start reducing the deficit in this country is to put people back to work.
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I write synopses after the book is completed. I can't write it beforehand, because I don't know what the book's about. I invent something for my publisher because he asks for one, but the final book ends up very differently.
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Chicago still remains a Mecca of the Midwest - people from both coasts are kind of amazed how good life is in Chicago and what a good culture we've got. You can have a pretty wonderful artistic life and never leave Chicago.
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I normally don't endorse in Democratic primaries.
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My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.
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Contrary to popular belief, I'm not always trying to stand out.
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I do not play golf regularly, but I feel that hitting the moving ball in cricket is tougher than hitting a stationary ball as in golf, which requires more concentration and steady hands.
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Coming from where I came from, I was born naked with no teeth. Now I have everything.
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I write to please me, and I've been very lucky. It's like playing baseball. You just keep swinging, and eventually you get a hit.
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You think, 'You hired me because I'm a creative artist with a vision. Don't try and knock it out of me.'
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The fame that goes with wealth and beauty is fleeting and fragile; intellectual superiority is a possession glorious and eternal.
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Publishing for me is a business, not an ideology.
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What you wear onstage is a reflection of your artistry.
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In art the Chinese aim at being exquisite, and in life at being reasonable.
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It was one of the occasions when Lymond asleep wrecked the peace of mind of more people than Lymond awake.
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It's important to go out on the pitch and make a fantastic performance.
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More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.
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An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.