Bill Burr Quotes
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A theoretical system does not merely state facts which have been observed and that logically deducible relations to other facts which have also been observed.
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With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability.
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When you play for one run, that's usually all you get. I have nothing against the bunt in its place, but most of the time, that place is in the bottom of a long-forgotten closet.
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The same contingencies of time and space that force a statesman or soldier to make decisions, impel the historian, though with less urgency, to make up his mind.
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I love recording music.
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To me the definition of true masculinity – and femininity, too – is being able to lay in your own skin comfortably.
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Of course there may well be particular reasons why Spencer rather than others is dead, as there were also particular reasons why he rather than others made such a stir.
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I would not say that female cosmonauts are not welcomed in the Russian space program. I must say, however, that all spaceflight hardware, including spacesuits and spacecraft comfort assuring systems, were designed mostly by men and for men.
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What I love about Tadashi is that he isn't a designer that designs only for a double-zero. He designs for double-Ds, you know? Women of all shapes and sizes can wear him.
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I'm always challenged by someone.
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I've really enjoyed doing 'Annie Get Your Gun' and loved Neil Simon stuff like 'Chapter Two.'
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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Fame, I mean, it's like a bubble, in a way. It's like something glittery, and it goes, and it can be forgotten fast.
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The world throws you out of your body, especially the cyberworld.
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If I'm brave, 99% of it comes from my mother.
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There's going to be stress in life, but it's your choice whether to let it affect you or not.
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In terms of the pricing of football tickets, there's no need - given the massive amount of money that's coming in now from television rights, there's no need for them to be greedy. Look after the supporters; make sure they can still afford to go and watch football.
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Robots... I think that is a hot topic.
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It was really uncharted territory in terms of how you do these things. We're very pleased with how well they're functioning.
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Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
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We inherit plots. There are only two or three in the world, five or six at most. We ride them like treadmills.
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Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.
