Tom DeLonge (Thomas Matthew DeLonge Jr.) Quotes
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

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I'm uncomfortable with the focus on the poet and not on the poem.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating!
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
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I can't tell you how lucky I feel to be able to collaborate with some of my dream producers.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like to have a cat-nap in the afternoon. After that, I can push on through anything.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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I like writing flawed women, and being one, it's something I feel I can write with some veracity and authority.
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Dining with a married couple can be uncomfortable.
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What I love about New York is just the electricity I feel right away.
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I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.
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I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
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Patriotism has no appeal to us; justice has. Party has no weight with us; principle has. Loyalty is meaningless; it depends on what one is loyal to.
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Whereas religious prayers sing of peace and harmony, religion has divided human beings through an atrocious history of enmity and bloodshed. Yet, behind the veil of superficiality and hypocrisy, I always believed in the inherent beauty of God that lies at the essence of all true spiritual paths.
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.