Tom DeLonge (Thomas Matthew DeLonge Jr.) Quotes
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
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I'm uncomfortable with the focus on the poet and not on the poem.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating!
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
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I can't tell you how lucky I feel to be able to collaborate with some of my dream producers.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like to have a cat-nap in the afternoon. After that, I can push on through anything.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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I like writing flawed women, and being one, it's something I feel I can write with some veracity and authority.
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Dining with a married couple can be uncomfortable.
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What I love about New York is just the electricity I feel right away.
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I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.
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I want to be older. I actually think there's an incredible amount of self-knowledge that comes with getting older. I feel way better now than I did when I was 20. I'm stronger, I'm smarter in every way, I'm so much less crazy than I was then.
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I learned early in life that laughter is a great way to diffuse and uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life.
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Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversation starter. Nor was it a favoured activity for dysfunctional couples or suffering individuals.
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There's no Chanel collection without black. (It) will never exist. Who can live without some black clothes.
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The main object of religion is not to get a man into heaven, but to get heaven into him.
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
