Tom DeLonge (Thomas Matthew DeLonge Jr.) Quotes
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
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I'm uncomfortable with the focus on the poet and not on the poem.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating!
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
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I can't tell you how lucky I feel to be able to collaborate with some of my dream producers.
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I hope kids feel gratitude for what they do have.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like to have a cat-nap in the afternoon. After that, I can push on through anything.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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A psychologist said to me, there are only two important questions you have to ask yourself. What do you really feel? And, what do you really want? If you can answer those two, you probably can leave your neuroses behind you.
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I like writing flawed women, and being one, it's something I feel I can write with some veracity and authority.
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I have vertigo. Vertigo makes it feel like the floor is pitching up and down. Things seem to be spinning. It's like standing on the deck of a ship in really high seas.
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Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
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Do things that are uncomfortable to do. I say that because women tend to step back from things that they don't know about. And the second, most important, one is, push through the fear.
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God is everywhere: yes, but how dim faith is, what a remote idea heaven is, in the modern world!
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If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
