Tom DeLonge (Thomas Matthew DeLonge Jr.) Quotes
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

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I'm uncomfortable with the focus on the poet and not on the poem.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating!
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
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I can't tell you how lucky I feel to be able to collaborate with some of my dream producers.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like to have a cat-nap in the afternoon. After that, I can push on through anything.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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Dining with a married couple can be uncomfortable.
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What I love about New York is just the electricity I feel right away.
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I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.
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I am a total workaholic. If I don't shoot for two days, I get uncomfortable at home. I won't comment on my personal life. That is totally out of bounds. When I do get married, everyone will know.
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I always have at least four different lip products in my purse - I'm obsessed! I'm into L'Oreal Infallible Le Rouge 'Unending Kiss.' It's a very soft and natural pink color. I've also discovered Burt's Bees tinted lip balm in 'sweet violet.' I like it because it's very natural and feels good on my lips.
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But anyone who has really made sacrifices knows that he wanted and got something in return perhaps something for something of himself - that he gave up in order to have more here or at least to feel that he has "more".
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Your worst enemy is your best teacher.
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It's intense having twins. There's no way to prepare for it, but it's been... the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
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The course hitherto pursued in musical aesthetics has nearly always been hampered by the false assumption that the object was not so much to inquire into what is beautiful in music as to describe the feelings which music awakens.
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.