Tom DeLonge (Thomas Matthew DeLonge Jr.) Quotes
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

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I'm uncomfortable with the focus on the poet and not on the poem.
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I would never write a memoir, because it would be too boring.
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When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating!
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One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
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I can't tell you how lucky I feel to be able to collaborate with some of my dream producers.
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I feel like I'm supposed to be a shooter.
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I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like to have a cat-nap in the afternoon. After that, I can push on through anything.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
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I like writing flawed women, and being one, it's something I feel I can write with some veracity and authority.
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Dining with a married couple can be uncomfortable.
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What I love about New York is just the electricity I feel right away.
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I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
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When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and the nurse said to me, in front of all my friends, that I was anorexic and that she had to monitor me to make sure I was eating. Because of that trauma, I never wore short pants or short skirts until I was 20.
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.