Colin Quinn Quotes
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
Quotes to Explore
-
What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.
-
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-
Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
-
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
-
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
-
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
-
I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people.
-
What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was.
-
My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.
-
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!
-
I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'
-
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-
I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
-
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
-
I like children - fried.
-
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
-
I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
-
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
-
The Disarmament Conference has become the focal point of a great struggle between anarchy and world order... between those who think in terms of inevitable armed conflict and those who seek to build a universal and durable peace.
-
I can imagine nothing more terrifying than an Eternity filled with men who were all the same. The only thing which has made life bearable…has been the diversity of creatures on the surface of the globe.
-
The strongest thing that any human being has going is their own integrity and their own heart. As soon as you start veering away from that, the solidity that you need in order to be able to stand up for what you believe in and deliver what's really inside, it's just not going to be there.
-
Even though I was playing myself on 'NCIS,' it was so cool to see how everything works behind a camera.
-
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
