W. C. Fields Quotes
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
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I always start the day by washing my face and moisturizing.
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I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine's Day. It's more romantic than being given a big bunch of flowers that everyone else is doing.
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I try and find fun activities like mountain biking, hiking, or water sports for a workout rather than pushing weight in the gym.
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I don't think there is much value in trying to use the moon as a base to go to Mars. That's going into one gravity belt and having to get back out of it again. And the moon doesn't have a lot to offer as a resource base.
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Any time Khaled comes to your video, it just steps it up that much more. He's so fun; people love him.
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If I could wave a magic wand, we would eliminate income tax; we would eliminate corporate tax. We would abolish the IRS, and we could replace all of it with one federal consumption tax.
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I believe God knew what he was doing when he put oil under our ground. It should be a means to an end.
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Entrenched scriptural literalism is, in my opinion, completely out of touch with reality.
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It's still going on. I guess it will be until Redmond quits, dies or is jailed.
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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.
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I've always been honest with my fans, and I want to keep that up because I feel they can see through the fakeness.
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It's enough to make a small shift within and a small action in the world. Collectively these have a huge effect.
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Making music is fantastic.
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Even the worst Bond movies, there's something to love about them.
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The notion that one will not survive a particular catastrophe is, in general terms, a comfort since it is equivalent to abolishing the catastrophe.
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The accepted definition of a serial killer is a person who kills at least three times with a cooling off period in between his murders.
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Israel will not divide its land. We're already too small.
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A man perceives himself as owning and being owned by a woman.
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I stopped thinking about it after trying to figure out what are the lessons learned, and there are so many. After I had basically sorted that out, I figured it's time to really look at the future and not at the past.
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Eating right has made the biggest difference in my body.
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I really like working with talented people to do something for a lot of people around our world.
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Lords, knights and gentlemen, what I should say My tears gainsay; for every word I speak, Ye see I drink the water of my eye.
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Working with (new collaborators) and letting people in to try new melodies and new lyrical ideas was very hard.
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The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
