Humor Quotes
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
Ed Sheeran
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White
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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
William Shakespeare
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.
Mallory Ortberg
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I love this life, because I am a human being and it sure would be nice, I think, to preserve it. But I don't even know if that's true, because God's mind is huge, and I don't really know what he's thinking.I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
Elizabeth Lesser
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I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.
Fatty Arbuckle
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Wavy Gravy
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
Ian Frazier
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
Kara Walker
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
Oscar Wilde
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I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
Vince Vaughn
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
Xun Kuang
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In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network.
Gail Sheehy
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
Kate Clinton
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The Muslims in the Cape are associated with having a very good sense of humor.
Riaad Moosa
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
W. Somerset Maugham
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To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To satisfy ourselves, to teach our lovers to satisfy us, to be present in our vaginas, to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humor, to make them visible so they cannot be ravaged in the dark without great consequence, so that our center, our point, our motor, our dream, is no longer detached, mutilated, numb, broken, invisible, or ashamed.
Eve Ensler