Humor Quotes
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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I love this life, because I am a human being and it sure would be nice, I think, to preserve it. But I don't even know if that's true, because God's mind is huge, and I don't really know what he's thinking.I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
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Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
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I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
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One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
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Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest.
