Jokes Quotes
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There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn't feel like a job. It's rewarding to see my clients as excited as I am.
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The last man that makes a joke owns it.
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One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.
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There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.
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I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.
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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
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Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do.
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I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting.
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Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
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I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
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Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.
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Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
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Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.
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My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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There has to be irony, both in design and in the objects. I see around me a professional disease of taking everything too seriously. One of my secrets is to joke all the time
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I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some sort of a joke out of it. However brutal that joke might be.
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There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.
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I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
