Jokes Quotes
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We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.
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Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
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I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting.
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
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Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.
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I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable
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There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn't feel like a job. It's rewarding to see my clients as excited as I am.
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Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.
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My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.
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Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
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That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.
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Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
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I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
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There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.
