Jokes Quotes
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'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.
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We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.
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I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'
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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
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I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
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I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable
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Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record." If we found something funny, we would record it, and if we wanted to, we'd put it on the record. It's not really something we spent too much time agonizing over.
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One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.
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My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.
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Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.
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There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn't feel like a job. It's rewarding to see my clients as excited as I am.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.
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Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do.
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There has to be irony, both in design and in the objects. I see around me a professional disease of taking everything too seriously. One of my secrets is to joke all the time
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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
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I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
