Joke Quotes
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A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to the general applause of wits who believe it's a joke.
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I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
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The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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In France everything is a matter for jest. People make quips about the scaffold, about Napoleon's defeat on the banks of The Beresina, and about the barricades of our revolutions. So, at the assizes of the Last Judgment, there will always be a Frenchmen to crack a joke.
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I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.
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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
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When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
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The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
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Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
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Now I was joking, so I hope everybody in Dallas - because I've got a lot of buddies there - I hope they all took it as a joke. But to anybody that didn't, I apologized.
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To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.
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I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s.
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My family and I have a little joke that if I'm feeling particularly blue, and nobody cares about me, I should just go to the airport! That is where I am most recognized.
