Funny Quotes

• OK, I have to admit that I go on TheSuperficial.com. That guy is so funny, he's just so funny... you know, I'm a news junkie, so I regularly flip between HuffingtonPost.com, CNN.com, and a site that's called MyWay.com, which shows me six different news feeds. And I go on DrudgeReport.com about once a day.

  

  Marshall Herskovitz
  • Different
  • Guy
  • Funny

• I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

  

  Don Rickles
  • Life
  • Fun
  • Funny

• What's funny is that there's a lot of great Australian actors in American movies but you don't often hear them do their Australian, original accent.

  

  Owen Wilson
  • Funny
  • Actors
  • Australian

• Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing.

  

  A. A. Milne
  • Thinking
  • Sea
  • Fishing

• When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not.

  

  Joseph Bologna
  • People
  • Movie
  • Funny

• I have the curse of thinking funny!

  

  Adam West
  • Thinking
  • Funny

• What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.

  

  Chevy Chase
  • Funny

• What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed - like a really romantic idea of a poet, writer or musician - which isn't really true a lot of the time. I don't reckon you would know anything about me if I wasn't moderately hard-working.

  

  Courtney Barnett
  • People
  • Time
  • True

• And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Funny
  • Looks
  • Balconies

• Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

  

  Seth Meyers
  • Funny
  • Qualities
  • Handy

• I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

  

  Andy Richter
  • Good
  • Funny

• It's funny; I'm in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I don't fish, I don't hunt, I'm not that into sports. I can't fix a car. I think it's my point of view and the way I see the world.

  

  Corey Stoll
  • World
  • Car
  • Sports

• The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind

  

  Sebastian Coe
  • inspirational
  • Athletics
  • Bloopers

• When I was coming out of depression, I made one random video. It wasn't funny or anything, but just the idea that people I didn't know were watching it made me feel less alone than I'd felt in a long time.

  

  Lilly Singh
  • People
  • Time
  • Long

• I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love.

  

  Jenny Slate
  • Important
  • Funny
  • Comedy

• Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

  

  Artie Lange
  • Sound
  • Idiot
  • Eddie Murphy

• With 'Pariah,' at the time, I had just come out. I had a coming out experience, and I was writing about it, transposing my experience as an adult: What would it have been like if I had been a teenager in Brooklyn? The funny thing was people thought I was from Brooklyn. I had to be like, 'No, I'm from Nashville.'

  

  Dee Rees
  • People
  • Time
  • Writing

• I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • Stop
  • Hand
  • Sorry

• I think on 'Third Watch' that I was the comic relief on a lot of that. I mean, I definitely had dark moments, but people tended to think he was funny even if the character himself wasn't having a fun time.

  

  Jason Wiles
  • People
  • Time
  • Character

• I'm usually sort of ambiguous in terms of whether I'm playing a good person or a bad person. I can walk that line of funny but also dark, and I'm happy doing that.

  

  Amy Hill
  • Good
  • Bad
  • Happy

• When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.

  

  Jon Scieszka
  • Time
  • Funny
  • Breakfast

• If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

  

  Matthew Vaughn
  • Funny
  • Scary

• It's funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa.

  

  Matt Willig
  • Funny

• I direct with energy. I believe in energy. I think energy is an electric thing in actors. I try to inspire, encourage, and make choices with lots of energy. And truth. I'm big fan of truth and being funny. I like leading 50 people into battle every day.

  

  Matthew Lillard
  • People
  • Believe
  • Truth

1

...

100

101

102

103

104

...

157

previous

next