Funny Quotes

• I think there's this new kind of character; it's a sidekick-slash-leading man role. People like Zach Galifianakis and Seth Rogen have been really successful in those roles. You don't have to be this square-jawed, chiseled, deep-voiced Superman; you can be funny and normal and put in the leading man category.

  

  Tyler Labine
  • People
  • Character
  • Deep

• Tides is a rich, taut, suspenseful, and funny exploration of two worlds, selkie and human. It's full of mystery but it's also so fully imagined that a reader can jump right in. Betsy Cornwell is a terrific new talent with a boundless imagination.

  

  Valerie Sayers
  • Imagination
  • Jump
  • Tides

• I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Trying
  • Water
  • Humor

• One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

  

  Maz Jobrani
  • Up
  • Real
  • Political

• The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

  

  Joe Rogan
  • Time
  • Trying
  • Annoying

• The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle.

  

  James McAvoy
  • Men
  • Done
  • Movie

• I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • People
  • Life
  • Up

• I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.

  

  Paula Danziger
  • Life
  • Long
  • Real

• Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

  

  Dylan Moran
  • Children
  • Funny

• I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

  

  David Spade
  • Funny

• When I got a call to do the voice of Johnny in an episode of 'American Dad' titled 'I Can't Stan You,' it was a great opportunity to be a part of a really funny cutting-edge show on television. I really got into the character, and I was able to do some improvisation, which allowed me to mix in part of my personality into the script.

  

  Paul Butcher
  • Great
  • Character
  • American

• The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

  

  Jo Brand
  • Funny
  • Hilarious

• I wish I had a funny story.

  

  Leslie Easterbrook
  • Funny
  • Wish

• He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • Today
  • Running
  • Exercise

• If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

  

  Amy Poehler
  • Funny
  • Laugh
  • Boys

• Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. It was always funny to me a little bit, and I think that being funny and being able to laugh, even at yourself, is a form of flattery.

  

  ASAP Ferg
  • Words
  • Funny

• To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

  

  Eric Idle
  • Good
  • Funny
  • Comedy

• Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

  

  John Barrymore
  • Humor
  • Use
  • Busy

• I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage.

  

  Ciaran Hinds
  • People
  • Done
  • Comedy

• It's funny how getting older - or being overlooked and underrated for more than two decades - can make you change your ambitions.

  

  Reg E. Cathey
  • Change
  • Ambitions
  • Decades

• If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

  

  Matthew Vaughn
  • Funny
  • Scary

• Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.

  

  Andy Richter
  • Real
  • She
  • Model

• The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing.

  

  Peter Capaldi
  • Funny
  • Daughter
  • Clever

• I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

  

  Anna Torv
  • Up
  • Funny

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