Funny Quotes
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People are either funny or they're not, and you can't teach that - but you can teach people to work together to make an idea better.
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.
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I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.
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Never confuse movement with action.
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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
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It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.
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I wanted to be a dramatic actor. I never realized I was funny until I was 20-something.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
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Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
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It feels a little bit funny coming here and telling you guys that Linux and open source are the future of gaming. It's sort of like going to Rome and teaching Catholicism to the pope.
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Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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Since kindergarten, I was the shortest kid in class. They always put me toward the front in school pictures, because you couldn't see me if I was in the back. It was kind of funny.
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Doing funny scary is something that is rarely good and rarely works, and it's also something that's incredibly hard to market.
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My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny?
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The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
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The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't, we might think about things.
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The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform.
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Most people in Uganda have something good to say about Amin - 'He was funny; he gave us pride to be African.'
