Funny Quotes
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Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.
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Often, when people don't do so well in a monologue at UCB, it's because they're racking their brain so hard to be funny that they're just not honest and don't just tell a true story, which is what we want.
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There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life.
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I wanted to be a "serious artist." Serious artists didn't tend to be funny. But that didn't get me a lot of attention. And just growing older, you can't help it, you take things less seriously.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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I decided I like that mode. It's how I think - it's my voice. I like being funny and sad at the same time, or funny and disturbing at the same time. It's my natural voice.
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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I was shot from the funny gun.
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Usually the script is much more funny than the film turns out to be, in my case. The script is almost like a comic book but when you start making it, for some reason the film gets very serious.
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All the people who run agencies, all the important people in agencies have taken communication courses, marketing courses, advertising courses, and courses basically teach advertising as a science, and advertising is so far from a science it isn't even funny. Advertising is an art.
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In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too.
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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I like really bad puns - proper, red-top, nasty puns - I find them funny.
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I'd been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought I wasn't funny.
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It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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Dream projects are always a funny thing to label. I guess just more exciting scripts in my inbox. Maybe an exciting script about John Lennon.
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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
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I wanted to be a dramatic actor. I never realized I was funny until I was 20-something.
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I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.
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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
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I have a theory, that there is a terrific link between what is funny and what is scary. I think there is a very close connection between what frightens people and what makes them laugh. Laughter is a kind of nervousness. Animals don't laugh. Smiling is, anthropologists agree, directly linked to the baring of the teeth.
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I went to my first school dance on the set of 'Spider-Man.' The funny thing is, it wasn't actually real. I didn't choose my dress or my date or anything about it. I just showed up for work.
