Funny Quotes
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When you work with people and are friends with them also, you have more of a shorthand. I think people relax more and it opens the door to being less precious and trying things that, when you're shooting and writing, it becomes much more collaborative - therefore funny, hopefully.
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God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.
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In the old-fashioned sitcoms, to be gay was, in itself, funny, and you laughed at the characters rather than with them.
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It's funny: I don't know if she babysat, but I spent time with Judy Blume when I was little.
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Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.
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The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing.
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Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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The funniest people are the saddest once.
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.
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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.
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That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.
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I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect.
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I really like 'Passion of the Christ.' I like that movie. I also like 'We Were Soldiers,' and 'Braveheart.' And 'Napoleon Dynamite' - that movie was funny.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.
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I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
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It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
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I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
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It seemed funny that the sunset she saw from her patio and the one I saw from the back steps was the same one. Maybe the two worlds we lived in weren’t so different. We saw the same sunset.
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And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
