Funny Quotes
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
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YouTube's a funny place because so many creators fall into their aesthetics out of necessity and the visuals are driven out of an urge to create. You get a lot of interesting examples of interesting design choices that have roots in practicality as well as an artistic sentiment.
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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
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I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
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I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing.
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
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When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.
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I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
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Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
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I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a certain intensity, it's like 'Whoa whoa whoa, buddy buddy!'
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You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
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My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.
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It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder.
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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
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Humour is the describing the ludicrous as it is in itself; wit is the exposing it, by comparing or contrasting it with something else. Humour is, as it were, the growth of nature and accident; wit is the product of art and fancy.
