Funny Quotes
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It seemed funny that the sunset she saw from her patio and the one I saw from the back steps was the same one. Maybe the two worlds we lived in weren’t so different. We saw the same sunset.
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You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."
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Usually the script is much more funny than the film turns out to be, in my case. The script is almost like a comic book but when you start making it, for some reason the film gets very serious.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
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It doesn't matter how many people adore you or how skinny, successful, smart, talented, funny, kind, or compassionate you are. None of it matters if you don't see your wonderful self.
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It's funny because I remember playing 'Grand Turismo,' and I would get yelled at by my brother for moving the controller as if it was a wheel. He was, 'It's not gonna help you.' Now you have a Wii, and you could actually move and control it.
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Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
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When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
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I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing.
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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
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Isn't it funny - why is it called a tennis bracelet? It doesn't seem very tennis, does it?
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The funniest people are the saddest once.
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The older I get, the more and more I notice I'm like my father. It's funny, because when I was younger I tried to just back away from my father as much as I could, and some of the philosophies, some of the life lessons, some of the beliefs that he had within me are always constantly ongoing, and they're always prevalent in my life, whether it's trying to be every single thing that I can be in my sport or life or relationship or business, whatever avenue I'm pursuing.
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I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
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I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
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Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
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I was shot from the funny gun.
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I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.
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Most people in Uganda have something good to say about Amin - 'He was funny; he gave us pride to be African.'
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My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.
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I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect.
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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
