Funny Quotes
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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I would rather be called funny than pretty.
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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
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'Jurassic Park' movies don't fit into a specific genre. They're sci-fi adventures that also have to be funny, emotional, and scary as hell. That takes a lot of construction, but it can't feel designed.
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I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.
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The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
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It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes.
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Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.'
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
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Isn't it funny - why is it called a tennis bracelet? It doesn't seem very tennis, does it?
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny.
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People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes.
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It's funny, people talk about the characters they play and who do you sort of see yourself as or which ones maybe were closest to you and in some ways.
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Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out.
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I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.
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They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.
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Go for broke with what you believe and what you think is funny and what you're good at.
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I don't think you can strategize to be poetic and neither can you strategize to be funny. It is not a tool, it is itself - it comes from the moment, from the character, from the background, from the streets.
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It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could.
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I've seen pretty much all the 'Peter Pan's except for one of the further back ones where the boy had curly hair. I can't remember. I really loved the 2003 version. I really loved that one because that was around the year I was born. That's quite funny.
