Funny Quotes
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'Mrs Funnybones' is based and structured around my columns, and it's about how a modern woman looks at India and how India looks right back at her. Since I have a weakness for illustrations, there are also a few funny illustrations in there as well.
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I'mma just do me, when it feel right.
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I think human beings are funny, tricky things.
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I think I was always a class clown growing up and a funny kid. I never really knew how to channel that until I got into high school.
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I thought I was funny as a kid.
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
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By 1961, when I got my first copywriting job, 'my kind' were suddenly in demand. The creative revolution had begun. Advertising had turned into a business dominated by young, funny, Jewish copywriters and tough, sometimes violent, Greek and Italian art directors.
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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
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I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
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When you work with people and are friends with them also, you have more of a shorthand. I think people relax more and it opens the door to being less precious and trying things that, when you're shooting and writing, it becomes much more collaborative - therefore funny, hopefully.
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I find it funny when women share makeup-free selfies on Twitter or Instagram, and it's such a huge deal.
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
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The 'Hey now's' are delivered as people pass me. As I just get near ear range, I hear, 'Hey now!' and that's very funny.
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
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People say to me 'You're a big Hollywood star', and I find it so funny. I still feel as though I'm the girl from Golders Green. I lead such a boring, normal life. I still go shopping in Sainsbury's. If the ability to do that was taken away from me, I'd go barmy. You lose your freedom. Be careful what you wish for.
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The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
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This will sound really funny, but I'm so used to shooting in Hindi that shooting in English took a while to get used to.
Jacqueline Fernandez
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Often, when people don't do so well in a monologue at UCB, it's because they're racking their brain so hard to be funny that they're just not honest and don't just tell a true story, which is what we want.
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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
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My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.
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I was shot from the funny gun.
