Funny Quotes
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I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
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It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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Every funny story has at least one unusual thing in it.
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Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
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It's funny: We have so many shows and so many channels and so many things to occupy people as entertainment, especially with a show like 'Scandal,' which is clearly a hit, with a lot of heat around it - but every once in a while, people will say, 'What are you doing?' and I'll say 'Scandal,' and they'll have no idea what I'm talking about.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly.
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I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down.
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Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.
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Isn't it funny - why is it called a tennis bracelet? It doesn't seem very tennis, does it?
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Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
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Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast.
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Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.
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The key to doing 'Harold and Kumar' movies is you make it earnest. Primarily what we do is make Harold and Kumar's relationship and friendship believable, and we don't actually work on being that funny.
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'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do.
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It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
