Funny Quotes
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It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
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'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
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As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
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With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
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It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder.
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The funniest people are the saddest once.
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It's funny because there's a part of me that, if something is popular, I sort of become a defiant teenager about it. Like, 'Oh, I'm not gonna like that because everybody likes it.'
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When I do comedy, it's not like I'm trying to be funny for folks; I look for the honesty in it. With James Early in 'Dreamgirls,' it was the honesty of it: it was the reality of the moment. You know, I don't know what makes me play sometimes. I really don't. I just do what I do. And that's what I did for 'Sliders,' and that's how I got the job.
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
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Elections are always a little bit funny. People start saying things and emphasizing differences. After the election, my hope is, is that people start emphasizing what we have in common.
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Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.
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You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.
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It's funny: I've always wanted to grow my hair out ,and I always seem to get a movie right before it's sort of the right length or right after, and it's never timed right.
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It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
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I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
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I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
