Funny Quotes
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A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arm's length. They can be really funny, but they're not really nourishing.
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I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do.
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I'mma just do me, when it feel right.
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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Often, when people don't do so well in a monologue at UCB, it's because they're racking their brain so hard to be funny that they're just not honest and don't just tell a true story, which is what we want.
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I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful. And on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.
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I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.
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I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
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I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
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In Africa, we were around thousands of people who have seen a lot of poverty, but they were fun at the end of the day.
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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
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Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny.
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Even in the very beginning when she would bump into George Valentine and people would start taking pictures of her, she never thought, 'I'm with George Valentine. I need to get a picture with him.' She's like 'oh that's funny. Everyone's taking pictures!'
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When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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I'd love to do Broadway. It's funny. I love it, but I've never actually seen an actual Broadway show, not even 'Hairspray.'
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It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
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As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
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The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.
