Funny Quotes
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It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
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Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
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I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
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'Spinal Tap' is interesting because it created a genre of film and ended it - all in one motion. If you do a mockumentary, you are always going to be compared with that film, and you are never going to be as funny.
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I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.
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Volleyball anchored me at a time in my life when I needed it. It gave me a reason for being this big, big girl.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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I find it funny to look at people who are people-watching, and, don't get me wrong, I like to people-watch, too. But it's an interesting thing when people on the street just stop and ask you, 'Are you Coco? Can I take a photo of you?'
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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
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I loved cartoons as a kid, and so many funny moments in animation for me are nonverbal sounds, unarticulated mouth noise.
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I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.
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I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
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My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.
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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
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I don't think I'm funny.
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I'd love to do Broadway. It's funny. I love it, but I've never actually seen an actual Broadway show, not even 'Hairspray.'
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
