Funny Quotes
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My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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I find that there's so much funny stuff in real life, and I am much more interested in super grounded, real stuff, so now I just want things to feel real and authentic.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
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It's funny, I used to do a character that was just a baby - just an adult baby. I would get up onstage and complain about adult stuff, but as a baby. I was in a diaper, and I would require hugs from the audience and reassurance and stuff.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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I'mma just do me, when it feel right.
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It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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In Africa, we were around thousands of people who have seen a lot of poverty, but they were fun at the end of the day.
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Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."
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A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".
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I don't think anybody has a choice. Everybody has to kind of interact with all the craziness right now. I don't like to engage - a lot of people made a point of doing the social media thing, and I think that social media is complete trash, so I treat it like that. I like Instagram. I like the funny photos. Other than that, it's not for me.
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Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously are.
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When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'
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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
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A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.
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Before seeing Truffaut's Small Change, I was afraid it was going to be one of those simple, natural films about childhood which I generally try to avoid - I'm just not good enough to go to them. But this series of sketches on the general theme of the resilience of children turns out to be that rarity - a poetic comedy that's really funny.
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I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.
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Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
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I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.
