Funny Quotes
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
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There's so many other talented women of color who write funny things every day, and I want them to be recognized, I want them to have a seat at the table because we're out here.
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I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
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Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.
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I might be trying to change the world, but I also better be funny while I'm doing it. I've never lost sight of that.
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Whether I'm performing or directing, I'm aways thinking about rhythm; sometimes it's nailing the right rhythm, and sometimes it's intentionally breaking the rhythm. Those two things are what make something funny or not. How long a shot is and where you put the camera are all part of that rhythm of directing.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.
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Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
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Banjos are funny instruments. They can get pretty irritating.
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It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
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Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
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I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
James Tate -
Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.
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My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get together, everyone's funny, quick, loud, and speaks on top of each other. It was like a great comedy school; nothing is precious.
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Every time I do a play, I'm like, 'When do I get to do the one where I wear a gown, sit in a chair, and say funny things?' I'd love to do that.
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I like girls, they make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme. He makes me feel funny.
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We are extremely proud of our 'ABC funny' brand. We think that we have a very distinctive brand of family comedies.
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A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.
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And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
