Funny Quotes
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
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"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody
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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
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Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of minority empowerment.
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It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational.
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When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
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It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
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I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but romantic.
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I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I actually do.
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The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.
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Funny thing is, until I met you all I wanted to do was to get as far away from here as I could. Kind of ironic, isn't it? Can't get much farther away than where I"m going, and now I'd give anything to stay.
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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I always ended up having the funny part in Shakespeare, but I really thought I'd be doing theater. That was my ambition for myself.
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A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arm's length. They can be really funny, but they're not really nourishing.
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It's funny how money change a situation.
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Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is connected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical.
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them.
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The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
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Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
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It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
