Funny Quotes
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
Jerry Coleman -
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
Bill Bailey
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I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.
Maura Tierney -
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
Lee Hall -
And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.
Jeff Daniels -
I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.
Michael Patrick Jann -
It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational.
Paul Krugman -
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.
Stanley Baldwin
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Jerry Coleman -
If America cannot win a war in a week, it begins negotiating with itself.
William Lewis Safir -
You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
Jim Gaffigan -
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Jerry Coleman -
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
Jerry Coleman -
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience
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The funny thing is that the fashions from the '90s seem to sit so well with the fashions of 2016. Everything from then somehow skipped and came back.
Edward Enninful -
I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.
Sean Spicer -
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker -
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
Jerry Coleman -
There is no insanity so devastating in man's life as utter sanity.
William Allen White -
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Jerry Coleman
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
Jim Gaffigan -
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
Homer -
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
Jerry Coleman -
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
Craig Bruce