Funny Quotes
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else using the guise of humor to say hateful things, the excuse being, 'I was just being funny.'
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
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The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be.
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My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself.
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It's funny how money change a situation.
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It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
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If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
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I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them.
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
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Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.
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It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself.
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"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody
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It's funny when people say they see a lot of Madonna in me. I just feel so flattered because I love her and I am just her biggest fan. She is very strong. I love the way she does interviews -you know you won't get anything past her.
