Funny Quotes
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
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Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't.
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Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.
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Let's make some funny pictures.
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I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.
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Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
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If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
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I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
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A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
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Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of minority empowerment.
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Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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He can be lethal death.
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
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I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down.
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Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Just as we don't spend a lot of time worrying about how all those poets out there are going to monetize their poetry, the same is true for most bloggers.
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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If America cannot win a war in a week, it begins negotiating with itself.
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My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here. Because in each and every envelope you'll find ... snow."
