Funny Quotes
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The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.
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The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.
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Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.
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I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience.
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I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.
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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. So the Internet, it's just something I wanted to make use of in some way. I was fascinated by what appeared to be a child singing this song. It just struck me as funny.
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It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
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The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.
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Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
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There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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A lot of actors seem to dislike typecasting these days. The funny thing is, that's a fairly recent development. It used to be that actors wanted to be typecast so audiences could remember them and identify with them.
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'Playing House' works because we're being supremely honest to what we think is funny and not what we think other people think is funny.
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It's funny when people say they see a lot of Madonna in me. I just feel so flattered because I love her and I am just her biggest fan. She is very strong. I love the way she does interviews -you know you won't get anything past her.
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There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
