Funny Quotes
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.
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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
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I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!
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I'm still compulsively interested in women. It's funny, I've always compulsively photographed women. I still do.
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He can be lethal death.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
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I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time.
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Fast pitch softball is just as dangerous as baseball. The ball is bigger so you can see it better, but the size also makes for a bigger space to move out of its way.
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People are funny in the way that they choose to express themselves.
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I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
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The most noteworthy thing about gardeners is that they are always optimistic, always enterprising, and never satisfied. They always look forward to doing something better than they have ever done before.
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I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but romantic.
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My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here. Because in each and every envelope you'll find ... snow."
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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It's a funny thing, 'The Office,' because millions and millions and millions and millions of people didn't watch it. But culturally, it is more of a phenomenon than almost anything else I can remember as far as British television is concerned.
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Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
