Funny Quotes
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I adore the company of other writers because they are so often lively minds and, frequently, blazingly funny. And of course, we get each other in a unique way.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. So the Internet, it's just something I wanted to make use of in some way. I was fascinated by what appeared to be a child singing this song. It just struck me as funny.
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It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
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It is beyond my apprehension.
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I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
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Funny, how once you touched off a memory, it was like pulling out a stitch—all the others kept unraveling.
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It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of stuff people don't even hear.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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All I can do is keep my nose down and shoot the scene, shoot the scene, make it funny, make it funny, make it funny.
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I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.
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I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
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Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.
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Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
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I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.
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I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
