Funny Quotes
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A lot of actors seem to dislike typecasting these days. The funny thing is, that's a fairly recent development. It used to be that actors wanted to be typecast so audiences could remember them and identify with them.
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I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We americans have made jazz funny.
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Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
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It started off with flu-like symptoms and pain; then, I started feeling really funny. In two weeks, I was paralyzed from the waist down, and it spiraled down from there. Every ability I had was slowly slipping away.
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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
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It's great when improv is encouraged. It's a really fun thing. It depends on who's in the movie and how their process works as well. It takes a director who is open to that because you have a script, but then something funny could happen on set.
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It's a funny thing, 'The Office,' because millions and millions and millions and millions of people didn't watch it. But culturally, it is more of a phenomenon than almost anything else I can remember as far as British television is concerned.
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There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
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Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
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It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.
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It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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You need to be silly to be funny.
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My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny." Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.
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I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.
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I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
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Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
