Funny Quotes
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What a great hitch to pit!
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to do something really, really silly and funny.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.
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There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.
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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.
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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
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I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny.
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
