Funny Quotes
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The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.
Brendon Urie
Panic! at the Disco
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Yeah, every bullpen they want to know how I'm doing, so that's funny. Once I'm on the mound I don't notice it, but it is funny. It's nice, and flattering.
Cole Hamels
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I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but romantic.
Amruta Khanvilkar
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I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
Mary Tyler Moore
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My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'
Mariacarla Boscono
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
Carol Burnett
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
Gabriel Iglesias
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
Sarah Silverman
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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
Busy Philipps
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It's great when improv is encouraged. It's a really fun thing. It depends on who's in the movie and how their process works as well. It takes a director who is open to that because you have a script, but then something funny could happen on set.
Lily Collins
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It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!'
Rob Thomas
Matchbox Twenty
