Funny Quotes
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My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'
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It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!'
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I'm still compulsively interested in women. It's funny, I've always compulsively photographed women. I still do.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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There have been funny sequels, but I don't know if there have been that many that feel like they're - you know - they're just as great a movie to watch, just as fun an experience but different.
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I worked with Tyler before on 'Daddy's Little Girls'. He couldn't be smarter or more laid back and cool. He's always throwing out lines and is funny as hell. And he was shining his light on 'Peeples', too, lending his name to showcase Tina as a first-time director, and me as a first-time lead.
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I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We americans have made jazz funny.
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It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.
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People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to do something really, really silly and funny.
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Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.
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I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.
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If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another.
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.
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Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
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Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.
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It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.
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I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time.
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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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People notice peacemakers because they dress funny. We know how the people who make war dress - in uniforms and medals, or in computers and clipboards, or in absoluteness, severity, greed, and cynicism. But the peacemaker is dressed in righteousness, justice, and faithfulness - dressed for the work that is to be done.
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I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.
