Funny Quotes
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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
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It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.
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What a great hitch to pit!
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John Oliver: You've stated that you believe there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean that there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?Stephen Hawking: Yes. And also a universe where you're funny.
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He thought the whole thing was so funny.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
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Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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I'd like to do a film which is funny.
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I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
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There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues.
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.
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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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I love sprinting, but I hate long-distance running. Isn't that funny?
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The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
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Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
