Funny Quotes
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I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.
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Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
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I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. So the Internet, it's just something I wanted to make use of in some way. I was fascinated by what appeared to be a child singing this song. It just struck me as funny.
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Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up.
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If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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I write the songs first and in most cases teach myself the technique second.
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Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
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Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is connected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical.
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The worst of being a Communist is the parties you may go to are - well - awfully funny and touching but not very gay...I don't see the point of sad parties, do you? And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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The funny part is I feel like somebody is stalking me, like, at my local course and sizing up my game.
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
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I would rather be called funny than pretty.
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches.
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It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
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His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread.
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I actually looked up in my journal trying to figure out some dates and, in January 1991, America is about to go back into its first sort of actual war since Vietnam, with the Gulf War. It just seemed unbelievable at the time that this country would do that - which is funny to think about now.
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.
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I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
