Funny Quotes
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It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.
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Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
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I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.
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I'm still compulsively interested in women. It's funny, I've always compulsively photographed women. I still do.
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I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly
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Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself.
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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.
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I like things that are funny and have a lot else in them besides that - ideas, for example.
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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'Playing House' works because we're being supremely honest to what we think is funny and not what we think other people think is funny.
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If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
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People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to do something really, really silly and funny.
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I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues.
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I tried to go to community college for a while, and it's a funny story. I walked into the English class on the first day, and they told us to write about what we did over the summer. I can't remember exactly, but I think I walked out exactly at that point and went to the office to ask for my money back.
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I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
