Funny Quotes
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If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.
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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
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A lot of actors seem to dislike typecasting these days. The funny thing is, that's a fairly recent development. It used to be that actors wanted to be typecast so audiences could remember them and identify with them.
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"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody
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If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."
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It's funny how money change a situation.
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It's funny when you know you're playing two characters and you're aware of how you have to play each one into your performance of the other. You're constantly at the back of your mind thinking and it all gets a bit confusing.
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I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
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It's funny how God will change your plans for you when he's ready.
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Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen.
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The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.
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Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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It’s funny how one summer can change everything.
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It's funny to think that at 22 years old, I was really burned out from being on the road for 10 years.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
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Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
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Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.
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Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
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Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
