Funny Quotes
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
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I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though.
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper.
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There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together, if it's cold, if they've paid and if they are told it's funny beforehand.
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I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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When you're a kid, 'Star Trek' is a slower burn. It's funny, it's entertaining, but it also has a maturity about it - which is its universal appeal, I think.
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Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe?
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I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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'Playing House' works because we're being supremely honest to what we think is funny and not what we think other people think is funny.
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Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
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It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president.
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I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.
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When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
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I don't think Aaron Sorkin can write a character who isn't really funny.
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Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.
