Funny Quotes
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I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.
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I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
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My writing process is editing. It's taking all the funny thoughts you've had over the last 12 months, and editing out everything that's shit. You're left with an hour and a quarter of funny stuff.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
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'White Teeth' has far too many characters, and its plot is tortured. But Smith has an astonishing intellect. She writes sharp dialogue for every age and race - and she's funny as hell.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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Let's make some funny pictures.
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Before seeing Truffaut's Small Change, I was afraid it was going to be one of those simple, natural films about childhood which I generally try to avoid - I'm just not good enough to go to them. But this series of sketches on the general theme of the resilience of children turns out to be that rarity - a poetic comedy that's really funny.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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It (LSD) opened my eyes. We only use one-tenth of our brain. Just think of what we could accomplish if we could only tap that hidden part! It would mean a whole new world if the politicians would take LSD. There wouldn't be any more war or poverty or famine.
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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
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It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that.
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We are extremely proud of our 'ABC funny' brand. We think that we have a very distinctive brand of family comedies.
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I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
