Funny Quotes
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A lot of actors seem to dislike typecasting these days. The funny thing is, that's a fairly recent development. It used to be that actors wanted to be typecast so audiences could remember them and identify with them.
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My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.
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I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
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I would rather be called funny than pretty.
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea.
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My favorite television show has changed throughout the years. I used to think 'Married... With Children' was really funny. But now that I've gotten older, it's 'The Golden Girls,' believe it or not. That shows kills me.
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I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.
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I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
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I've heard players, and I'm talking about some of the best players in the league, question whether I've taken steroids or not. Some of the things I hear are pretty funny, and some people are idiots, frankly.
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It's funny to think that at 22 years old, I was really burned out from being on the road for 10 years.
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If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
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Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.
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The reason why we have two ears and only one mouth is that we may listen the more and talk the less.
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It's funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I've been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It's just 'cause we're all named Emma. None of us look alike.
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I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
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It started off with flu-like symptoms and pain; then, I started feeling really funny. In two weeks, I was paralyzed from the waist down, and it spiraled down from there. Every ability I had was slowly slipping away.
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
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Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast.
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There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
