Funny Quotes
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I had the classic 40 meltdown, I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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We should not laugh at the person who becoming caught up in his prayer bends his body or moves about in strange ways. Perhaps he moves in this manner to wave off unwelcome thoughts that would interrupt the prayer. Would we find it funny if we saw a person drowning going through strange motions doing whatever was necessary to save his life?
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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.
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I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
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It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
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Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny.
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It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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One of my best friends growing up was Vietnamese, and he and his mom would teach me how to say certain things so I could impress my nail girls. Then the nail girls would teach me how to count to 100 and basic things like 'Thank you' and 'You're welcome.' It's funny, because any accent that I do now always turns into Vietnamese.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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It started off with flu-like symptoms and pain; then, I started feeling really funny. In two weeks, I was paralyzed from the waist down, and it spiraled down from there. Every ability I had was slowly slipping away.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism.
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Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
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'Playing House' works because we're being supremely honest to what we think is funny and not what we think other people think is funny.
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I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
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I don't think anybody has a choice. Everybody has to kind of interact with all the craziness right now. I don't like to engage - a lot of people made a point of doing the social media thing, and I think that social media is complete trash, so I treat it like that. I like Instagram. I like the funny photos. Other than that, it's not for me.
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Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.
