Funny Quotes
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When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
Jessica De Gouw
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By 1961, when I got my first copywriting job, 'my kind' were suddenly in demand. The creative revolution had begun. Advertising had turned into a business dominated by young, funny, Jewish copywriters and tough, sometimes violent, Greek and Italian art directors.
Jerry Della Femina
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I had the classic 40 meltdown, I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.
Keanu Reeves
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'Copper' is my first period piece. It's funny because I've been doing a lot of episodes of 'Elementary' with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; they keep bringing me back on the show, and so I go from being an outstanding black doctor to being a kind of hood, ex-car thief who went through rehab in 'Elementary.'
Ato Essandoh
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It's funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I've been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It's just 'cause we're all named Emma. None of us look alike.
Emma Roberts
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Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets.
Gerald Priestland
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That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin. Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again
Brandon Sanderson
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Russell Baker
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When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.
Billy Collins
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It's funny because as much as I've done Dr. Freeman, I guess because I shave right afterwards, people don't recognize me necessarily as Dr. Freeman, whereas a small role like 'Garden State' or 'Get Him to the Greek', which is the funniest one to me, they're like, 'Hey, you're that dude!' and you're like, 'Oh my God!' Which is awesome.
Ato Essandoh
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I like girls, they make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme. He makes me feel funny.
Ben Gillies
Silverchair
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Jerry Coleman
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I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.
Christina Aguilera
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I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Homer
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
Denis Leary
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You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.
Brad Garrett
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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Bad Meets Evil'
