Funny Quotes
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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
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He thought the whole thing was so funny.
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Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
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If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?
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It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer.
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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
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It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you.
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I like girls, they make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme. He makes me feel funny.
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The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
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I try to look at this music career thing as the means to an end. And really, at the end of it, I see myself on a sailboat, sailing off the edge of the world.
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory for the economy and things that were to happen. And that was so on the nose in the movie for me. I was like, 'That's obvious.' It's the other stuff about marriage and commitment and those other things that I spent the most time thinking about.
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
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And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
