Funny Quotes
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You have to laugh at things in order to let them be what they truly are. Because nothing is only sad. Nothing is only funny. There's context to all of those things.
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The face of "evil" is always the face of total need. A dope fiend is a man in total need of dope. Beyond a certain frequency need knows absolutely no limit or control. In the words of total need: "Wouldn't you?" Yes you would. You would lie, cheat, inform on your friends, steal, do anything to satisfy total need. Because you would be in a state of total sickness, total possession, and not in a position to act in any other way. Dope fiends are sick people who cannot act other than they do. A rabid dog cannot choose but bite.
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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
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I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.
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Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
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It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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I try to look at this music career thing as the means to an end. And really, at the end of it, I see myself on a sailboat, sailing off the edge of the world.
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'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.
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It so coincided that Marcos had money. After the Bretton Woods agreement he started buying gold from Fort Knox. Three thousand tons, then 4,000 tons. I have documents for these: 7,000 tons. Marcos was so smart. He had it all. It's funny; America didn't understand him.
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I like girls, they make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme. He makes me feel funny.
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The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another.
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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
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The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory for the economy and things that were to happen. And that was so on the nose in the movie for me. I was like, 'That's obvious.' It's the other stuff about marriage and commitment and those other things that I spent the most time thinking about.
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
