Funny Quotes
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I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.
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It seemed funny that the sunset she saw from her patio and the one I saw from the back steps was the same one. Maybe the two worlds we lived in weren’t so different. We saw the same sunset.
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
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My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'
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For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.
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I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it.
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A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
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I'm still compulsively interested in women. It's funny, I've always compulsively photographed women. I still do.
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'Spinal Tap' is interesting because it created a genre of film and ended it - all in one motion. If you do a mockumentary, you are always going to be compared with that film, and you are never going to be as funny.
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It doesn't matter how many people adore you or how skinny, successful, smart, talented, funny, kind, or compassionate you are. None of it matters if you don't see your wonderful self.
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
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When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.
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It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.
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It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
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I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
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The music in Haiti is all tied up in voodoo and African rhythm, and so there's this funny thing: go to a voodoo ceremony, and then go to a Catholic church and tell me which music you liked better, to which one the music is more integral.
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What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"
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I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.
