Funny Quotes
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I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
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I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".
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It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. Because it's in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person's circumstances and another person's experience.
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He thought the whole thing was so funny.
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I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.
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I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I actually do.
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My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.
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I sometimes find that in interviews you learn more about yourself than the person learned about you.
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I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.
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You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
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You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.
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'Copper' is my first period piece. It's funny because I've been doing a lot of episodes of 'Elementary' with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; they keep bringing me back on the show, and so I go from being an outstanding black doctor to being a kind of hood, ex-car thief who went through rehab in 'Elementary.'
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I thought, 'Oh that's what happens. You put a song out and everyone likes it.' Well, then a funny thing happened: I started putting more songs out, and none of them did the same thing.
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I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
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Charles Chaplin makes a million dollars a year out of a funny, shuffling walk and a pair of baggy trousers, because he does "something different." Take the hint and "individualize" yourself with some distinctive idea.
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I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.
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It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
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Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
