Funny Quotes
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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I like things that are funny and have a lot else in them besides that - ideas, for example.
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
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I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or funny. But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it's hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason.
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Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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When I die, so does hip hop.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of minority empowerment.
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Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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There's something innately funny and warm about being Jewish. I think it's something to be embraced and respected.
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I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but romantic.
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Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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Fast pitch softball is just as dangerous as baseball. The ball is bigger so you can see it better, but the size also makes for a bigger space to move out of its way.
