Funny Quotes
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
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Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.
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Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up.
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Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
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There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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It's great when improv is encouraged. It's a really fun thing. It depends on who's in the movie and how their process works as well. It takes a director who is open to that because you have a script, but then something funny could happen on set.
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People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."
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Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none!
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being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
