Funny Quotes
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Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.
Jane Levy
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My daughters are both funny and smart and lots of fun. They play lacrosse, soccer, musical instruments, like to cook with me, and are naturals in the swimming pool. Honestly, though, what I like doing most with them is eating. I've worked really hard to make sure they are willing to try all sorts of different foods.
Alexi Zentner
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I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues.
Shawn Mendes
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Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont.
Stephen Mangan
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My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.
Eric Stonestreet
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I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"
Jim Gaffigan
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You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."
Jim Gaffigan
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Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
Denis Leary
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This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
Jim Gaffigan
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Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball.
Merlin Olsen
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I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.
Alex Pareene
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I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Bad Meets Evil'
