Funny Quotes
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My parents never put a lot of pressure on us to be any kind of way.... I have my funny moments where I look at myself and think, Oh, this is a disaster. But you have to give yourself a reality check and go, All right, if I feel this way, I'm going to do something about it that's healthy. I can't look at somebody who is 6 feet tall and 120 pounds and say, I'm going to get that body. That's just never going to happen. You have to work with what you've got.
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I've always maintained that people that are funny and smart can do anything in film.
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It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
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The 1930s was a funny time. People knew they might not live for another six months, so if they were attracted to one another, there was no time to dawdle.
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being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.
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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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I'm an educator. You do what you have to do to get what you are saying across, and if that means being funny, that's what I do.
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I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.
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I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
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Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.
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I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time.
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Being gay has never been a big deal to me, which is why it's a little funny to be getting all this attention about it.
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All imperfection is easier to tolerate if served up in small doses.
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When I was a kid my father would read Neil Simon plays with me when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories. All of these old plays like The Odd Couple and Lost in Yonkers - funny but corny plays about Jewish New Yorkers in the mid-20th century.
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I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"
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Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
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You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
