Funny Quotes
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A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.
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It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
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Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.
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There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up.
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I'm an educator. You do what you have to do to get what you are saying across, and if that means being funny, that's what I do.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
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I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
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All I can do is keep my nose down and shoot the scene, shoot the scene, make it funny, make it funny, make it funny.
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
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It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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The funny thing is, when you look at photos of Tuvia Bielski, he was fair, blue-eyed, and could pass for a Gentile.
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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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Being gay has never been a big deal to me, which is why it's a little funny to be getting all this attention about it.
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There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
