Funny Quotes
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The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
Mark Hart Crowded House -
I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
Jerry Coleman
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Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
Sandra Bullock -
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
Jerry Coleman -
I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
Chic Murray -
We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.
Chic Murray -
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
Jerry Coleman -
McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
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I do quite like sightseeing. I like churches, museums, galleries and all that stuff. I love the smell of a church in Italy or the smell of an old greasy spoon somewhere. I like markets and little funny shops in the backstreets of Florence.
Ashley Jensen -
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
Jerry Coleman -
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
Jim Gaffigan -
I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.
Darren Rowse -
All I can do is keep my nose down and shoot the scene, shoot the scene, make it funny, make it funny, make it funny.
Jay Chandrasekhar -
The most noteworthy thing about gardeners is that they are always optimistic, always enterprising, and never satisfied. They always look forward to doing something better than they have ever done before.
Vita Sackville-West
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A good scare is worth more than good advice.
Horace -
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
Jerry Coleman -
Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
William Archibald Spooner -
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil' -
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin -
I don't think you can strategize to be poetic and neither can you strategize to be funny. It is not a tool, it is itself - it comes from the moment, from the character, from the background, from the streets.
Elia Suleiman
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
Jerry Coleman -
You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me
Willie Pastrano -
Of all the things that make up what was home It’s funny how they make me feel alone
Brandon Stansell -
Since I became more confident, I've thought, 'Right, let me get myself on the market'. So I joined Tinder and Chappie, and it was funny because, at first, the sites thought I was an imposter.
Anzia Yezierska