Funny Quotes
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.
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Being gay has never been a big deal to me, which is why it's a little funny to be getting all this attention about it.
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The funny thing is, when you look at photos of Tuvia Bielski, he was fair, blue-eyed, and could pass for a Gentile.
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I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.
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Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.
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It's funny when people say they see a lot of Madonna in me. I just feel so flattered because I love her and I am just her biggest fan. She is very strong. I love the way she does interviews -you know you won't get anything past her.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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It’s funny how one summer can change everything.
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
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It is beyond my apprehension.
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There's something innately funny and warm about being Jewish. I think it's something to be embraced and respected.
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
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Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.
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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
