Funny Quotes
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When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.
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I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
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I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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A lot of actors seem to dislike typecasting these days. The funny thing is, that's a fairly recent development. It used to be that actors wanted to be typecast so audiences could remember them and identify with them.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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It's great when improv is encouraged. It's a really fun thing. It depends on who's in the movie and how their process works as well. It takes a director who is open to that because you have a script, but then something funny could happen on set.
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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.
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It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
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We told each other every funny story we could think of. One of them stays in my mind. A German citizen wants to commit suicide. He tries to hang himself, but the rope is of such a poor quality that it breaks. He tries to drown himself, but the percentage of wood in the fabric of his pants is so high that he floats on the surface like a raft. Finally he starves to death from eating official government rations.
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I am the funny, crazy person.
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Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
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But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
