Funny Quotes
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I love to make things. If I have some free time and you have a dollar and a dream and you are making something funny and cool I'd love to be a part of it.
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
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The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.
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They that go down to the sea in ships' see strange things, but what they tell is oft-times stranger still. A faculty for romancing is imparted by a seafaring life as readily and surely as a rolling gait and a weather-beaten countenance. A fine imagination is one of the gifts of the ocean-witness the surprising and unlimited power of expression and epithet possessed by the sailor. And a fine imagination will frequently manifest itself in other ways besides swear words.
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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I've been a part of this before, where you think the racing gods are against you, then next thing you know, you can't do anything wrong. You're winning races and doing things you feel like you shouldn't have done that particular day. It all comes full circle in this sport. It has a funny way of doing it.
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Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.
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The funny thing is that the fashions from the '90s seem to sit so well with the fashions of 2016. Everything from then somehow skipped and came back.
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat?
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A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.
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It is beyond my apprehension.
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
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People would ask me, 'Is he as funny at home as he is in the movies?' ... I would have to answer, 'Well, he can be funny. But he is also very serious. He has insomnia and if we him up early, he would bawl the hell out of me'.
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They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.
