Funny Quotes
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
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My parents never put a lot of pressure on us to be any kind of way.... I have my funny moments where I look at myself and think, Oh, this is a disaster. But you have to give yourself a reality check and go, All right, if I feel this way, I'm going to do something about it that's healthy. I can't look at somebody who is 6 feet tall and 120 pounds and say, I'm going to get that body. That's just never going to happen. You have to work with what you've got.
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
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Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
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They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat?
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.
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During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
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It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of stuff people don't even hear.
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I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.
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You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
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being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.
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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
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Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
