Funny Quotes
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I don’t really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I’m not operating on somebody’s brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it’s all funny.
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There is no insanity so devastating in man's life as utter sanity.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
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A lot of actors talk about doing their homework, but very few of them do it.
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time.
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Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
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Maybe because I began as a writer, I have a good ear for dialogue, and maybe being an English major - and that I also read a lot as a kid - if I hear somebody say something that I think's funny, or I find a situation or story, I'll try to work that into the movie.
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People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
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In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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Funny, how once you touched off a memory, it was like pulling out a stitch—all the others kept unraveling.
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He can be lethal death.
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What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat?
