Funny Quotes

When you're around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that's just naturally - if you want to do it - it's going to make you better.

Colin Jost
- People
- Up
- Trying
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Richard Pryor
- Kids
- Grows
- Critics

You know my girls are so funny. You're out in the country and there are critters everywhere and they get a little like, 'Oh my God! Oh no, bugs!' and I had to say, 'Honey this is fine. This is their world and it's all part of being in the country.' I realized, 'Oh my God, my girls are really city girls.'

Anna Gunn
- World
- God
- Country
I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.

Retta
- Funny
- Stories
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.

Joey Fatone NSYNC
- True
- Fun
- Funny
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.

Kristen Johnston
- People
- Pretty
- Funny
FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.

S. J. Perelman
- Humor
- Gypsy
- Feel Better
Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

Ernest Hemingway
- Habit
- Judgment
- Taste