Funny Quotes
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The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
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One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
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I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.
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I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell.
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The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
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I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.
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When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expense of interactivity, then you've just created another funny game that isn't very fun. The videogame medium itself is a terrible place for complicated humor, drama, and character development.
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Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!
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A comedian is not a man who opens a funny door. He opens a door funny.
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I fell into conversation with Douglas. His is a split personality. À deux he is delightful; clever, funny, observant, drily cynical. But get him anywhere near 'display mode', particularly if there are officials around, and he might as well have a corncob up his arse. Pompous, trite, high-sounding, cautiously guarded.
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
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Women have been funny for years.
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The fleet being thus more inclosed will more readily observe the signals, and with greater facility form itself into the line of battle a circumstance which should be kept in view in every order of sailing.
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I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist.
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Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.
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I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
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When you're around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that's just naturally - if you want to do it - it's going to make you better.
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Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
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I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.
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I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
