Funny Quotes
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No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
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I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.
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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.
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I have the curse of thinking funny!
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I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
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I can't draw a line between myself and stuff that I do. It's funny, I don't want to sound like it's just about this, but really with everything I do, it's hard for me to take myself out of it.
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People in America think of it as a sad and downtrodden place, and I guess it could be, but it's not because that's not who Cubans are. In Cuba, you get a good story every day you go out walking. People are so funny.
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Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
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I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
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A comedian is not a man who opens a funny door. He opens a door funny.
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It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know. I can only say this: I don't want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That's for sure. I'm open to anything else.
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How can a song all about struggling with the afterglow of fame thrust someone into fame? How can a lyric like, 'I'm just a singer who already blew his shot,' give a singer another shot? I don't know... but it's funny.
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'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.
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I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
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I was first in Sydney in 1993, and have been a few times since then. For someone who didn't know Australia, it came as a shock how intelligent, interesting and funny the people were. If I lived there I might see it differently, but as a visitor it was a lot of fun.
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You watch the interview afterwards, and they didn't really say much, but it's interesting, funny, and engaging. Whereas I sit there and look a little bit too serious, and as soon as that happens then you're uncomfortable and you don't want to watch.
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If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
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I'm lucky: I have very funny kids.
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I make funny shows and put a positive message out there, showing people who have body image issues that... you don't have to look a certain way.
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I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
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As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
