Daniel Tosh Quotes
Thank you … San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you … for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.
Daniel Tosh
Quotes to Explore
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You cannot be in your offices every day doing nothing... and at the end of the day you expect to be paid.
Yahya Jammeh
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I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.
Sam Raimi
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The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.
Ted Nugent
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I think where it's going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like, and then you'll consume them however you can. For example, I don't really watch Showtime, but I bought 'Homeland,' and I've been watching every episode on my iPad.
Adam Pally
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Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.
Yotam Ottolenghi
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It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I think less than people think I do about politics. I care about writing.
Orhan Pamuk
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I was good at math and science, and I got lots of degrees in lots of things, but in a parallel universe, I probably became a chef.
Nathan Myhrvold
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Putin recognized that if he could get enough money, everything would be under control.
Garry Kasparov
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All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
Ian Hislop
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When I was a young girl, I was so crazy about animals that I wanted to do something associated with them, and I thought of being a vet. But then again, I figured I had to go to medical school, and science wasn't a good subject for me, so I dropped the idea pretty soon and thought maybe I could be a vet's assistant.
Olivia Newton-John
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To me, being in your prime means playing your best and feeling your best, too.
Warren Moon