Marshall Bruce Mathers III (Eminem) Quotes
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.
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Black-and-white always looks modern, whatever that word means.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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My looks have changed. I have laugh lines - not wrinkles.
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I like children - fried.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
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I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
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Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!
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My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
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I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
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I prefer the smaller acting than big histrionics. It's about reacting and looks, which is often underestimated.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
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I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected.
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She was my first love, and I loved her as only a boy loves.
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I was approached by my agent, who said they were interested in me for 'Mr. Robot'. Then I binge-watched the show, and I was like, 'Uh, I would like this. Show me how I'm gonna fit in there, but yeah, I would love it.'
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And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.
