Funny Quotes
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Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
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You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
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I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older.
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I read part of it all the way through.
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I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.
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I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
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I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
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The idea that it is funny to see wild animals coerced into acting like clumsy humans, or thrilling to see powerful beasts reduced to cringing cowards by a whip-cracking trainer, is primitive and medieval. It stems from the old idea that we are superior to other species and have the right to hold dominion over them.
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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
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The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
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I think the key to a great romcom is to not fight against the genre. The trend more recently has been to apologise or be snarky, so it's an anti-romcom. Just lean in and embrace the fact it's a love story, and it's funny, and it's light. It can still be uber-smart and deal with zeitgeist issues.
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My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it's really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren't quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.
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'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
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Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee.
