Funny Quotes
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I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older.
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
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It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'
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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
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It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
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I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
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Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
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Our career had a sort of funny shape.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
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Comedy is subjective, and any joke can be funny.
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I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.
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I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
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There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into 'Workaholics.' But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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I don't know anybody that has a teenage son or daughter who at some point hasn't been like, 'God, I hate them' just under their breath. It's not meant to be literal. It's funny.
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I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.
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Mental illness is not funny.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends.
