Funny Quotes
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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A lot of times in comedy, and also in podcasting and television, there are different kinds of voices that can be celebrated. So you can have 'Insecure' exist, you can have a '2 Dope Queens' exist, you can have 'The Mindy Project' exist - very distinct, funny voices from women and from people of color.
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I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small
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In 'Sidney's Comet,' thanks to all the consumerism, all the garbage had to be put in deep space, even though we're not supposed to litter the cosmos - that was an environmental message. Although it was funny, it had an important message.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
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The three-toed tree-toadSings his sweet odeTo the moon;The funny bunnyAnd his honeyTrip in tune.
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'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
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I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.
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I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
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Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money...
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There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
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Look at Sam Beckett. Most depressed man who ever lived, but he sure was funny.
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Attributed in the 'quote of the day' source code of the 'Fortune' computer program (June 1987); more at 'The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s funny …’' at Quote Investigator
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You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see that ball. You're like, 'That couldn't have been all me.'
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
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It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
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A reputation takes years and years and years to build, and it takes one press of a button to ruin it. Don't let that happen to you. You've done so much work; you've put in so much effort. Don't let one moment ruin your entire life because you wanted to be funny or you were mad or because you had a mood.
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My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy.
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Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee.
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I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.
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I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.
