Funny Quotes
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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
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I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
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I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way...
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I just want to be myself and be real and be funny.
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It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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The three-toed tree-toadSings his sweet odeTo the moon;The funny bunnyAnd his honeyTrip in tune.
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I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.
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I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.
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I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.
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When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
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To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start talking and be funny on top of it.
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Attributed in the 'quote of the day' source code of the 'Fortune' computer program (June 1987); more at 'The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s funny …’' at Quote Investigator
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I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very late getting into the business.
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I have asked my mom and my sister a couple times if I should post something or not. Or if they think a video is funny.
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I've been called a funny person for a long time. I don't know that I know anything about comedic acting.
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
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Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.
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The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role.
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I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
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We have home videos that are really great tape on my parents being hysterical. So I think I always knew that my parents were funny, so I think that I always felt comfortable using comedy in my real life.
