Funny Quotes
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A reputation takes years and years and years to build, and it takes one press of a button to ruin it. Don't let that happen to you. You've done so much work; you've put in so much effort. Don't let one moment ruin your entire life because you wanted to be funny or you were mad or because you had a mood.
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I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.
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I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
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Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces
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In 'Sidney's Comet,' thanks to all the consumerism, all the garbage had to be put in deep space, even though we're not supposed to litter the cosmos - that was an environmental message. Although it was funny, it had an important message.
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
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You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see that ball. You're like, 'That couldn't have been all me.'
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint.
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I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
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I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday Night Live' and thought that was what I wanted to do - funny sketches and comedies. So I knew then, but I didn't know how to go about it, but I found my way.
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I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.
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Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money...
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I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small
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Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
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I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so long ago that my dream cast was Ben Stiller, Chris Farley, and Chris Rock. That would have been cool. Now, a lot of time has passed, and there are a lot of young funny people.
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Attributed in the 'quote of the day' source code of the 'Fortune' computer program (June 1987); more at 'The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s funny …’' at Quote Investigator
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You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
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Look at Sam Beckett. Most depressed man who ever lived, but he sure was funny.
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There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.
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I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
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I very much had wanted to do a picture with more humor than what I had been allowed to do earlier, which is what attracted me to Wonder Boys so much. I found it funny in a very serious way, which is the best kind of comedy.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
