Funny Quotes

• Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

  

  Kevin Hart
  • Believe
  • Mind
  • Thoughts

• Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.

  

  Ian Gillan
  • Real
  • Mother
  • House

• The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role.

  

  Rob Thomas Matchbox Twenty
  • Funny

• It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.

  

  Criss Angel
  • Money
  • Remember
  • Success

• I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.

  

  Madhur Bhandarkar
  • You
  • Funny
  • Feel

• I have an unfortunate personality.

  

  Orson Welles
  • Funny
  • Personality

• My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

  

  Brian Posehn
  • Pretty
  • Funny

• It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

  

  Adam Carolla
  • You
  • Funny
  • Kid

• Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer.

  

  Lisa Leslie
  • Law
  • Funny
  • Lawyer

• I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

  

  Demetri Martin
  • People
  • Funny

• I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way...

  

  Emma Stone
  • Way
  • Funny

• The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!

  

  Vera Wang
  • Girl
  • Funny
  • Beach

• A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of a boy's club. I'll go up in my heels. I like that people don't think I'll be funny. I'll take that on. I don't do standup comedy - I do standup and I do comedy, but I don't go up there and do jokes.

  

  Carly Craig
  • People
  • Up
  • Trying

• There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

  

  Bill Burr
  • People
  • Guy
  • Care

• It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

  

  Karl Lagerfeld
  • Funny
  • Thought
  • Clothes

• People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.

  

  Kapil Sharma
  • People
  • Time
  • Serious

• When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I'm a tall, skinny, goofy guy. I thought that I would make a great funny neighbor, or wacky office mate, in a sitcom.

  

  Doug Jones
  • Great
  • Guy
  • Star

• We have home videos that are really great tape on my parents being hysterical. So I think I always knew that my parents were funny, so I think that I always felt comfortable using comedy in my real life.

  

  Briga Heelan
  • Life
  • Great
  • Real

• While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

  

  J. R. Moehringer
  • Love
  • Busy
  • Vegas

• I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

  

  Wanda Sykes
  • Family
  • Business
  • Funny

• It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

  

  Vince Vaughn
  • Think
  • Soul
  • Laugh

• I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

  

  Rachel Dratch
  • She
  • Remember
  • Woman

• I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.

  

  Campbell Scott
  • Life
  • Trying
  • Guy

• I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

  

  Keegan-Michael Key
  • Strong
  • Funny
  • Athlete

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