Funny Quotes
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I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.
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Whenever a film allows you to think and feel and take it beyond the moment, I think it's achieved something. And 'Funny Games' does that.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
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We have home videos that are really great tape on my parents being hysterical. So I think I always knew that my parents were funny, so I think that I always felt comfortable using comedy in my real life.
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I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very late getting into the business.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.'
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Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.
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I've been called a funny person for a long time. I don't know that I know anything about comedic acting.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
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I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
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There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.
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Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.
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A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of a boy's club. I'll go up in my heels. I like that people don't think I'll be funny. I'll take that on. I don't do standup comedy - I do standup and I do comedy, but I don't go up there and do jokes.
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I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way...
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
