Funny Quotes
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It's so funny because all those years I was working, I basically always felt that whatever job I was doing would probably be the last one I would get. I really never thought that I stacked up with the other girls.
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If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.
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I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.
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You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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When you're working with a big star, you always wonder what it's going to be like. Hugh Jackman puts you at ease within 10 minutes. He has such a wonderful energy and is so generous when you're doing a scene. He's just so funny and friendly and playful - he instantly becomes your friend.
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But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
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I might be trying to change the world, but I also better be funny while I'm doing it. I've never lost sight of that.
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I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.
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I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
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It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I would really like to do a really cool one-hour show, maybe on, like, HBO or something like that; or something that I've spent a couple of years developing so it would be exactly the character and exactly in with a huge push behind it; or I would maybe want to do a sitcom; something light and funny.
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I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.
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My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.
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Hrithik is the go-to guy for queries related to diet. He is great with expressions and is funny in real life. I wonder why someone hasn't cast him in a comic role yet.
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Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
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God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.
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In the old-fashioned sitcoms, to be gay was, in itself, funny, and you laughed at the characters rather than with them.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
James Tate -
When someone shouts 'Skins' at you, its funny the first time. But after a hundred times, you think, 'I do have a name.'
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My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.
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The most comical thing for me, even when I watch movies, is the guy who's so crazy confident about himself, with the mink jacket - to me, that is so funny. I wish I could be like that. As a fighter, I wish I could do that, so I could make people laugh. But I can't; it's not my style.
