Funny Quotes
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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.
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It has to come from a truthful place in order to be funny.
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It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I was meat and potatoes.
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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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I want really badly to just be funny in a movie but be close to myself.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth.
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If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.
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When you're working with a big star, you always wonder what it's going to be like. Hugh Jackman puts you at ease within 10 minutes. He has such a wonderful energy and is so generous when you're doing a scene. He's just so funny and friendly and playful - he instantly becomes your friend.
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People think it's funny that I enjoy dreaming so much. I just use it as a form of entertainment. It's very private. I don't see my dreams as separate. I mean, half the time I'm wandering around dreaming anyway.
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The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind
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I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.
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YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase.
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In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.
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The older I get, the more and more I notice I'm like my father. It's funny, because when I was younger I tried to just back away from my father as much as I could, and some of the philosophies, some of the life lessons, some of the beliefs that he had within me are always constantly ongoing, and they're always prevalent in my life, whether it's trying to be every single thing that I can be in my sport or life or relationship or business, whatever avenue I'm pursuing.
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It's funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously.
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By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.
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Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles--they're crazy!' and it's funny.
